CryptoCloaks is a Bitcoin hardware-accessories company whose canonical product line consists of attachments for ASIC mining machines. Its guiding figure is Rick, “a visionary in the world of Bitcoin.”

Products

• The Hashlight (February 2023) — a round intake attachment for Bitcoin ASIC miners, “designed to enhance your cryptocurrency mining experience from the front.” Marketed simultaneously as a serious efficiency tool and a remedy for the loneliness of the Bitcoin mine (Crypto Cloaks Launches New Sex Toy Called Hashlight).

irl: CryptoCloaks is a real company known for 3D-printed Bitcoin node cases and merchandise. The Hashlight is the Bugle’s invention.