UTXHoes is a Bitcoin-themed strip club in Miami, founded and owned by macro analyst Lyn Alden. It opened March 31st, 2023, timed ahead of the Bitcoin 2023 conference. Payment is accepted in bitcoin only, “minimizing the risks of dirty fiat in a post-COVID world.”

Facilities

• The Mempool — main stage
• Multisig Station — private rooms
• The Lightning Channel — 24/7 live stream
• Beef jerky buffet

Roster

Featured dancers: Bekka, Brit Fit Dance, and Susie. Periodic performances promised from Michael Saylor (“I know there will be no second best”), Preston Pysh, and Jessica Vaughn. Staffing has been constrained by the sector’s demographics; per Alden, “We need more women in Bitcoin, it has been really hard to staff the club with dancers” (New Bitcoin Themed Strip Club To Open In Miami).

irl: Invented. The name puns on UTXO (unspent transaction output); every amenity is a Bitcoin protocol term. Bitcoin 2023 was a real Miami conference.