The Bugle Weekly — Episode 117 · July 13, 2026 · 58 min

This episode of The Bugle Weekly, “Pleb Slop Intervention,” delves into the ongoing BIP 110 debate within the Bitcoin community, highlighting the intense and often performative nature of “pleb kayfabe.” The hosts discuss the psychological toll of this discourse, the ease of infiltrating Bitcoin communities, and the perceived disconnect between non-economic plebs and mining pools. The episode also touches on broader cultural and political trends, including the “flash mob” phenomenon and the search for compelling narratives in a leadership vacuum, concluding with listener messages and a satirical rap about pleb behavior.

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Topics & Timestamps

• 0:00 — Bitcoin mining pools and BIP 110
• 2:37 — Understanding Bitcoin pleb kayfabe
• 8:39 — Infiltrating Bitcoin communities
• 14:07 — Psychological costs of pleb discourse
• 18:33 — Mining pools and the pleb narrative
• 22:19 — Political discourse and media trends
• 28:43 — Cultural flops and pop culture analysis
• 36:49 — Leadership vacuum and narrative strategy
• 41:40 — The art of faking one’s death
• 46:31 — Listener messages and closing remarks

Pull Quotes

We are basically, we plebs are basically insane people. You should realize after having seen the last six months, we’re insanely committed to getting this activated. We’re not going to let up until PIP 110 gets activated.

Well, folks, we are back again. Second episode I wrote with Rod back in the saddle. Feels good to have him back. But folks, you know, we were talking before this, and there’s a lot of plebs that are getting lost in the kayfabe. They’re lost in the sauce, you know, for years.

It’s one of the things that makes a movement so easily infiltratable is plebs lock. It’s because in virtue signaling, you know, via purity tests, because individuals don’t actually have to be studied or read or understand the nuances of what’s going on.

I mean, sometimes, you know, I’ll see these responses from people time to time. It’s probably mostly ungovernable misfits listeners, and they’re talking about why are you guys engaging in the kayfabe stuff when the samurai devs are in prison? And, you know, I start to think, it’s just like, who’s in a worse-off situation?

I’m looking at Twitter right now, and I see a tweet from Dylan LeClaire. It says, non-economic nodes literally do not matter. And the same goes for non-economic plebs.

I mean, I don’t know if it was like USAID funding really disrupted so much. Maybe that’s what it is. Well, I keep listening to, and this is, I knew this before, but he listened to Tim Dillon recently. His episode from this weekend. The violence is in the streets this summer.

I mean, the thing that’s missing right now and this is something you know i think very astute people have been picking up on for a while is you’re watching the pipes you know crash out you’re watching you know these rises and mental disorders the canadians are all you know getting the government to kill help them kill themselves and the reason why is because they’re they’re missing out on a compelling story to drive them feeling like they’re a part of something feeling like they’re stepping into a larger role you know and they’re serving a purpose you know for like it’s giving their life meaning in one way or another.

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So I want to end with a warning to mining pools. We are basically, we plebs are basically insane people. You should realize after having seen the last six months, we’re insanely committed to getting this activated. We’re not going to let up until PIP 110 gets activated. We’re never going away until we get what we want. We are going to be a thorn in your side for the next five years, for the next 10 years, if that’s what it takes. And we’re going to make your lives and continue to make your lives absolutely miserable if you oppose us. And it’s because you mining pools need to remember you were for us, the plebs, and not the other way around. And here’s the other thing. We have a remarkably high threshold for paying as hodling plebs that I can promise you that your exchange or mining pool or other Bitcoin or crypto business does not have this similar high threshold for paying. We don’t care if the price tanks to $15,000. We don’t care if it tanks to $5,000 or $1,000. We can out-hodl all of you because we have our Bitcoin in self-custody. We also don’t care if the chain split, if there is a chain split, and if there is one, if it wreaks havoc on your exchange. We don’t care if your mining pool goes bankrupt because we keep throwing out your blocks. BIP 110 is being run by the most maniacal Bitcoin plebs that have ever existed. And we’re armed with our personal servers, our start nines, and our umbrals. We’re hashing, we’re mining, and we really are taking back the network. So I would say because this is being run by the most maniacal Bitcoin plebs that have ever existed, and we’re not going to take no for an answer, I would suggest that the Bitcoin mining pools think about this. Realize this is a very simple, non-contentious upgrade, and they just start to signal for it. So I would suggest to the large mining pools, choose wisely, have a nice day, and make the right choice because otherwise your lives are going to be absolutely miserable. So if it’s not really possible to stop arbitrary data from being added on chain because there’s an infinite way in which it can be encoded, what are we really talking about? Like, you know, are we trying to really signal that we’re against sin? Are we trying to really signal to the heavens that we’re moral? Like, I’d like to kind of make you think about it through a religious perspective. Because anyone that is a proponent of BIP-110 and is also religious. Like, does that kind of maybe align with your view of the church and like your desire to, you know, find the kingdom of heaven? Well, D, Luke is literally saying that, you know, if you don’t do it with one pen, then you are for child porn and child molestation and CSAM. So like, obviously, it’s made in a moral stance and that’s their entire thing. Sure. I mean, I know that conversation is a moral one, but with regard to the supernatural beliefs of the afterlife, like if you don’t do everything you can to stop this, might you go to hell is my question. Well, folks, we are back again. Second episode I wrote with Rod back in the saddle. Feels good to have him back. But folks, you know, we were talking before this, and there’s a lot of plebs that are getting lost in the kayfabe. They’re lost in the sauce, you know, for years. It has been common knowledge, you know, politicians in Washington, they’ll go and yell and call each other names across the aisle and then they go hang out and they’ll go to the Epstein parties together and have a chuckle because they understand what the kayfabe is and this is how it is when you know the influencers are hanging out at the conferences they’ll go and yell at each other on stage and then they’ll pat each other on the back shake each other’s hands after the the the argument that ensued and all the while the plebs are in the crowd just like cortisol spiking fist clenching sphincters tightening losing sleep and we’re watching this happen on twitter right now professor cratter ratcheting up you know the plebs are you know getting ready to brawl in the streets is what it feels like as we are quickly approaching the attempted activation of BIP-110. Yeah, the plans don’t see Luke or Mechanic taking selfies with Chris Cedar backstage after they did a little kayfabe on stage at the conference. They go back and they take selfies together. They don’t know that these guys are sending each other ideas ideas and goofing off in the group chat while they’re you know race you know ratio and court and and and thought filing on shinobi on the timeline and but a lot of people enjoy it the k-fade is thick right now i mean you’ve got tons of glaze coming you know the prediction markets are the they’re trading like crazy people have you know fred kruger has come back to bitcoin He’s kind of like T.T. Barnum. And he has turned Bitcoin today into a circus. He’s a circus man. And he’s got the plebs coming and they’re doing tricks and they’re crashing out. And people are showing up and they’re like, I can’t believe what I’m going to hear today. They got some these plebs have some of the most autistic strange plebslop you know pedophile conspiracies And you know all these people all these Bitcoin personalities all these memes, these guys, they’re all tied to Epstein Island, apparently. And it’s like the plebs are being oppressed by the evil Epstein Island. Like that’s whatever’s going on in their world. This is entertaining. So people are coming around, you know, people are coming back to Bitcoin to watch the Cardones show up. and they get the plebs to dance and to hoot and holler. And Darkseid, he’s one of the elder plebs, and he comes in and really sets the tone. Like Darkseid and Puncher, those guys really set the tone. Puncher’s talking about feds, and he’s like, you know, this guy’s got Langley in his bio on Twitter. He’s a fed. It’s like, yeah, man, yeah, I’m sure that’s what that means. Hey, like Darkseid, he is, you know, Larry LaPorte. The Boomers love Larry LaPorte’s Boomer KFA. But when they try to, you know, the plebs are, we’ll get into this in a second but they’re terrible at kayfabe by the way terrible at kayfabe but they love the kayfabe you know they they loved larry leffard’s boomer kayfabe but but larry gets really he’s really sensitive he’s he’s like a big angry bear and if you poke him they’ll block you the dark side dark side is the panicking boomer bear now and he’s on the side of the plebs but yeah i could go on and on the plebs love it and then the the best the best part about the circus is the plebs who come to perform their kayfabe consciously you’ve got like the plebs you don’t know that they’re part of the kayfabe and they’re just you know you got like bruce pepe you know that guy who’s really morning those guys there’s a bunch of them they just don’t even know they’re part of the cave and you got the ones that are showing up you know it’s like the open might stand up comedy hour and these guys like justin bachelor now people might think that justin bachelor and myself with the google that were opponents that were rivals no no we are we are we’re we’re we’re both in the kayfabe and we know it and justin bachelor just is so bad at kayfabe he’s a great representation of what the other plebs are like the plebs they get so cocky they get so invested in the kayfabe and they think that they deserve to be on podcast they deserve to be on on stage and spaces and then you know like justin you get on a party i mean boom from nowhere to broader Breedlove’s what is money I mean Breedlove did the Sailor series last cycle uh and you get on there and he unprepared for the question what is bitcoin or you know how is bitcoin money how do you explain that yeah no explaining he even brought notes he read it he’s opened the podcast like four pages of notes and he didn’t have how to the answer to explain yourself and you say what is bitcoin as money and that’s what the plebs are they’re just not ready for the kayfabe and it’s just very apparent and so the game theory does not my point is the game theory doesn’t look fondly on the people who don’t understand the kayfabe i think we talk about this pretty frequently the importance of understanding the roles of the game in which you’re playing and it’s very clear a good portion of the world a good portion of the you know the plebs on twitter engaging in discourse you know nostril plebs are even worse have a very low understanding of the rules of the game of what’s being played right now and you know one of the one of the interesting observations that i had this week so you know justin belcher was yelling at udi being an asset or whatever And I keep on interacting with these, you know, pleb accounts that are yelling about BIP-110 and supporting it. And they have their, like, ex-military service in their bios. You know, former naval pilot, former, you know, Air Force pilot, you know, former, you know, whatever, military service member. But before all of that, they have PLEB.

And so the signal of PLEB counters any government, former government affiliation that may suggest that there should be scrutiny around their current affiliation with the government. Sorry? Okay. No, yeah. Every… Every time somebody shows up and they want to hang out with the plebs, period tests, you have to start to navigate the pleb period tests. And depending on the plebs, depending on the day, being a fed is one of the easiest ways to fail a plebsalot period test. Because coming in guns blazing, being honest about the fact that you’re a fed does not work. You have to, you have to get, you have to develop, you have to file for an exception. You have to file for a Fed exception. You got to figure out the loophole for why you being a Fed is actually good for Bitcoin And bad is not bad like why you not malicious If you don have that you not going to make it But it’s like, you know, immigration, it’s like the immigration debate. You just let anybody in or is there a legal way? If you want to be a Fed in Bitcoin, you’ve got to come the right way. You’ve got to come humbly. A Fed must approach humbly. And guys like Pluncher and Jeff Bodie, that’s what they’ve done. And that’s why they have the trust of the plebs. Well, it’s one of the things that makes a movement so easily infiltratable is plebs lock. It’s because in virtue signaling, you know, via purity tests, because individuals don’t actually have to be studied or read or understand the nuances of what’s going on. And, you know, like if the expectation across the board is you listen to 40 hours of Bitcoin podcasts a week and you actually have an understanding of what you’re talking about, a pleb fed walking in, you know, and spouting pleb slop, they’re going to get sniffed out really easily. But now with the power of, you know, understanding context via Grok and just the oversimplification of like, you know, throwing up whatever your signal is, putting BIP-110 in your bio or, you know, whatever the thing is, it has never been easier to infiltrate groups. And it’s, you know, part of it too is it’s not even that this was a one-sided thing. You could stoke the debate on both sides because people are just getting so wound up and reacting to each other. You look at the stuff that G-Money is doing. Yeah, what you do is you leave yourself open to being captured by FedKF. fed kayfabe if the bitcoin if there’s if anyone can be a pleb anyone then it you it debases the value of being a pleb and it means that because also anyone can be a fabian so now it’s like you don’t know am i underestimating this guy or overestimating him and that’s that’s really bad place because underestimating another person on twitter or the group chat or whatever um can be just as dangerous as overestimating them but just in different ways and i think plebs because they have too well it’s too hard to find any value or signal in such a watered-down culture it’s hard to know who the fed is if you know if there’s no that but i have a purity test for everything except for who they will accept glaze from. The only way that you can bypass the pleb purity test system is to glaze them because plebs love to be glazed by wolves in sheep’s clothing. And so it’s so hard to get into being a pleb the right way. I was saying to 40 hours per week and you going through the pleb process, realize you don’t have to be a pleb, you could be a pioneer, et cetera. It’s so hard to get in when you’re trying to do it the right way, but it’s so easy, so easy to get in the wrong reasons if you know how to glaze. Absolutely.

So, I mean, sometimes, you know, I’ll see these responses from people time to time. It’s probably mostly ungovernable misfits listeners, and they’re talking about why are you guys engaging in the kayfabe stuff when the samurai devs are in prison? And, you know, I start to think, it’s just like, who’s in a worse-off situation? you know if you read like kian rodriguez’s letters like he’s having a hard time in prison prison is no easy spot to be but i wonder you know who’s experiencing more psychological damage right now somebody that’s taking that’s why attending bitcoin university and listening to all of pleb cruz’s talks and taking them seriously or kiana rodriguez like who whose marriage is suffering more whose life is spiraling out of control more is the guy in prison or is it the guy in pub slot prison yeah nobody wants nobody wants to be in pub slot prison but think about this they think about the average club you know who has built a wall around themselves of their own making. And they put themselves in flood-slop prison. And they are, you know, terrified that the aliens are going to poop on their notes. They’re terrified that if they encounter somebody who knows how to code that they’re going to get their notes raped. It’s just a terrifying, miserable existence And there there no there is there no concern that they have they will express that is too insignificant like if he tried to dismiss any of like they’ve got a million complaints this is all courseful this is this this this this no matter what you acknowledge no matter how much you listen to them, you’re never taking it too seriously enough. Everything is so dramatic and it’s so high time preference. And they quickly devolve the conversation into pedophile acting. Everybody disagrees with them as a pedo or they are too comfortable or they’re adjacent or they’re friends with pedophiles or they support CCM or they’re okay with child rape. And this has been a very… common critique from people who would otherwise, you know, sympathize with some of their concerns. And it keeps back, it seems to keep backfiring, but they keep going to it because they have no like self-control or they’ve got no self-awareness to like not get the crazy spun up and go this far. Again, some of this is kayfabe. Some of these people, you know, listen, the, you know, Elon Musk came around, he made free speech on Twitter on X. So you can, you know, just call people slurs or call them pedophiles. Like that’s the thing to do online. Like that’s the meme. Like that’s how you do well in the algorithm. Some people are just, they’re goofing off. They don’t, they don’t take this very seriously. But some people are bringing risk. They’re gambling their reputations. It only, if BIP 110 succeeds, then whatever the ends justify the means, whatever, whoever they had to accuse of being a pedophile, whoever they had to, you know, however they had to humiliate themselves in public, it was worth it because they saved BIPL. if it doesn’t happen then their their reputations are or do me it’s gonna be hard to recover from and if you don’t understand kayfabe if you don’t understand what’s going on you understand the rules this is where i think that the chain split is going to be metaphoric and literal because it’s like they’re going to realize that they forked off the culture when it’s too late and they won’t be to get back because there’s no replay protection and what’s going to happen you know with you know luke has been deleting all this pedo tweets that after taking after a lot of it went public but if you’ve been crashing out on nostril you’re going to have to ask permission to delete your pedal tweets and so if you’re engaging kayfabe on nostril that’s going to be problematic too yeah So I’m looking at Twitter right now, and I see a tweet from Dylan LeClaire. It says, non-economic nodes literally do not matter. And the same goes for non-economic plebs.

Matthew Cratter is threatening to attack mining pools with a series of non-economic plebs. And, you know, my fear for the plebs is they just have such a little understanding of the Bitcoin ecosystem, you know, which is a very broad, expansive, scattered, disorganized group of individuals interacting with this technology. Many of them have never had a Twitter account in their entire lives. many of them have no understanding of what the what the discourse happening is right now you know Matthew Crowder’s at you know miseducating the plebs telling them that the plebs are the mining pools customers that you know the mining pools work for the plebs and the plebs are not giving a single ounce of business to the mining pools maybe maybe they’re running like you know a pen of hash from brains pool or whatever for you know a very minimal amount of time you know whatever but you know when when you’re a non-economic player and you’re attacking all of the not the economic players it’s not a persuasive way to accomplish whatever your goal is and you’re burning your bridges with these people that control the social ecosystem and it doesn’t really uh present a bright future of you having any sort of influence or accomplishing anything in the future that the analogy of chicken little is it’s very apt for a lot of books labs uh especially right now but it’s it’s such a an old people have heard that analogy so many times to so many things chicken little the sky is falling it is it’s one of those bible stories or like it’s what those like cultural memes that gets ingrained to everybody at such a young age that it kind of loses its value uh to be you know when you use it for comparisons but it is think of it as like a middle pleb who is crying constantly that the fabians are pooping the fabians are pooping and people are gonna are spot up in a panic because the they think the fabians are coming to poop on their nodes and they’ll have poop on their nodes and they won’t be able to use them, especially if they’re in the global South and they won’t have access to sovereignty and freedom. They think that the Fabians are coming to poop on their nodes and to take away their access to sovereignty and freedom. But if you, if you, if you’re alarmist, it’s this constant need for everything to be an emergency and for it to be high time preference and for trade-offs that are just atypical to how an open source project right how you know they say bitcoin is money the trade-offs that they are willing to make in in such case does not betray a a belief that i don’t it doesn’t their actions don’t line up with their words they do not they willing to take way too much risk with the most important money apparently of all time. It’s a hysteria. It’s a mass formation psychosis, it seems like. Well, on the grounds of other kayfabe, it seems like things in the political sphere have been relatively quiet leading into the midterms. A lot of people are predicting it. I don’t know. Maybe he got Graham Blatner in Maine that like is changing the dynamics of the U.S. Senate race but then Lindsey Graham we found out he’s dead this morning and it looks like we thought Mitch McConnell was dead but it looks like they’ve got proof of life they have found I think they were having a hard time finding a body double for Mitch McConnell but they finally found a body double for Mitch McConnell so they’re going to be able to keep the Republicans in the Senate basically the conspiracy by the way was that they were not gonna announce McConnell was alive because if they did then the governor would have to put Thomas Massey in his place to run for his senate position vote we can come down at a different time and then we’re back at wherewith Iran and Israel is sending Trump intel he’s sharing intel that if if Trump use basically Iranians are going to assassinate him so they want you know kind of a soft, passive-aggressive threat to Trump to kind of re-exert their presence during White Coie’s summer. Dizzy Lindsey Graham’s a big L for BB, you have to admit.

I don’t know. She’s pretty crazy in politics, I think. I was anticipating that it was going to be a lot crazier, that there was going to be a lot of violence in the streets this summer. Because it just seemed like it was all lining up. I mean, I don’t know if it was like USAID funding really disrupted so much. Maybe that’s what it is. Well, I keep listening to, and this is, I knew this before, but he listened to Tim Dillon recently. His episode from this weekend. The violence is in the streets this summer. Right now, this year it is not like the no can. We thought like it wasn’t, it’s not the No Kings crown. It’s not Antifa versus the Proud Boys. It’s not the Patriot Front versus whatever. It is, it’s not even ICE versus the whatever. It’s youths. It’s these, what they’re calling flash mobs. And it’s like Southern California, Chicago, downtown frequently has these. and all over it is young people mostly teenagers getting in these huge crowds and it end up getting violent people getting their shit beat out of them they’re like mooting stores there’s always videos like the cops like 10 don’t talk about the cops show up in horses next thing you know there’s a video of four 14 year olds beating the shit out of some fat lady cop they would the cops look like they have no control it’s happening everywhere and the only reason for any of this to exist is because there’s just a bunch of broccoli aircuts with nothing to do. They’re out of school for the summer. And essentially, they just want to go viral. Like these videos of them crashing out, chimping out downtown Chicago, stealing Nikes, beating up the cops, fighting, whatever. They’re just going viral. And this is like in the streets all over the country. So it’s not political violence. It’s maybe something scarier. It’s just the violence of boredom and like having not good, kids have no jobs. They don’t have Trump accounts yet. to get their stock from SpaceX Like they didn even have meme coins They were issued meme coins And then when graduated or getting ready to graduate high school and their meme coins are worthless And so they just out in the streets just trying to figure trying to go viral and get paid from Twitter and TikTok. It’s scarier than, like, you know, to race, right, like Black Lives Matter violence, in my opinion. I don’t know. I just see that as the negative externality of GTA 6 continuing to get delayed. that’s yeah I mean I’m seeing that stuff too like you know they’re going and they’re you know flash mobbing Scientology yeah they’re they’re just being I think Nick Shirley’s like not even allowed to go to California because if you put if you put government corruption on TikTok in California like you face like serious jail time now they did that because of Nick Shirley Nick Shirley can’t go to disneyland anymore because of the california government it was so pissed off it so there’s all kinds of shit yeah it’s um i don’t know i’m just i guess i was bracing for a lot more intensity and yeah that that type of stuff is concerning for sure not concern i’m not concerned i just i i wanted to not let our listeners go without realizing there actually is a lot of news a lot of announcements a lot of situation that they have not been following if they’ve been enjoying white guy’s summer there’s a lot going on out there but you know there is no flash mobs of jeets and crazy youths fighting and beating up cops at camp nakamoto or like big satoshi so you don’t have to stress about it yeah i just anticipated it to be a lot crazier than it has been i mean it’s i think a large portion of the population is just from what i’ve seen is very exhausted in multiple ways like they’re exhausted financially they’re exhausted socially they’re kind of like in a in a freeze pattern waiting for something to happen and it seems like that’s going to be the uh what’s going to continue for the duration of the rest of the summer and then they’re gonna be cold and sleepy in the winter i don’t know man it’s it is the culture culture everywhere has had a problem like we talked about sports being back well you know it’s not back the ufc because they go 250 was incredible but you want to talk about you want to talk about old narratives stale memes you know really proving their proving how fragile they are in public Conor Greger last night man that it shoots light down huge light down yeah I mean it it kind of based on last night’s flop it really seems like 250 was a dead cat bounce you know like we we’ve been seeing this thing that has happened for a long time, which is Hollywood flopping with remake after remake, after remake, after remake. And I mean, the last run of Conor McGregor fights was like the star Wars, like sequel trilogy, pretty much like last night was essentially the third movie in the franchise where, you know, where Palpatine comes back out of nowhere and it just doesn’t make any sense and I think it’s it’s really I mean the thing I’m noticing is it’s just I think it’s really hard to like capture people’s attention right now it’s really hard to draw them into a good compelling story and we we’re we’re on the precipice of like this big moment I think which is going to be the public’s reaction to the Odyssey movie. Like, that’s going to be a potentially defining moment for the summer. And, you know, the critics have been very fond of it. The critical drinkers are already crashing out about it preemptively. We might see the plebs really dissatisfied with it, or we might see them really excited with it. but yeah i mean there there has been a series of cultural flops they’ve been telling us that uh that the girl from juno is going to be who’s now a man a trans man who is five foot two and has a voice like spongebob square pants is that they’re trying to tell us that juno could be you know uh an ancient fighter like achilles or whatever but that they’ve been implying that they’ve got you know ellen page as as achilles or whatever and but it not true she just in the movie she has a role nobody knows what the role is so there this like all of this is marketing or the odyssey it all part of a gay fate and we have lost so now everybody has to see the movie you’re right this is gonna be this is why it’s coming down to this is all the people with not a very good you know reputation for being reliable in their reaction to culture recently are crashing out telling us how bad it’s gonna be and all the people who have a terrible reputation who we’re expecting them to glaze it too hard so we can already we already know what those answers are going to be and there’s going to be a few people in the middle who are going to be you’re going to be surprised their reaction is going to surprise people but if shane gillis thinks the odyssey is badass people are not going expect that they’re gonna they’re gonna they’re gonna freak out and like is shankill’s republican democrat yeah if you know certain people the way they react to it’s like you know giacomo everybody thought giacomo was gonna side with the nazis flattiver and then he did it it’s these people are gonna have these reactions where they’re going to you know break off from what your expectation is it’s gonna force people to go see for themselves and the dude just made some badass movies inception some of these other ones you might be able to make whoa cool i don’t know if anybody really believes that but we’re all gonna we’re all gonna fucking find out well star wars made what cool with andor they pulled it off right right they’re inspiring women to be captains in the Space Force now. So, I mean… Are you looking forward to the Odyssey? Or, like, I mean, everybody is. Are you looking forward to it because it’s going to exceed your expectations for how bad it is? Or it’s going to exceed for how good? How much you’re going to enjoy it? I mean, I’m optimistic that it’s going to be good. And, um… I’m trying to be. Yeah, I think it’s important. Like, there’s these stories that have been very… been around have been defining stories you know underwriting serious themes of culture you know the odyssey has really been one of those stories it’s one that the children often read in school growing up and yeah i’m hoping it’ll be good yeah yeah yeah what about um what’s it like what are we missing out on here we’ve got all the world cups finales coming up the world cup has been a success yeah i mean the thing that’s missing right now and this is something you know i think very astute people have been picking up on for a while is you’re watching the pipes you know crash out you’re watching you know these rises and mental disorders the canadians are all you know getting the government to kill help them kill themselves and the reason why is because they’re they’re missing out on a compelling story to drive them feeling like they’re a part of something feeling like they’re stepping into a larger role you know and they’re serving a purpose you know for like it’s giving their life meaning in one way or another. And when, you know, you’re looking at, you know, the fiction and the kayfabe, instead of it being inspiring kayfabe that gets them to feel better about their lives and, you know, want to be better plebs, they’re getting very discouraging kayfabe at the end of the day. And so it’s like, what is the plabs messaging right now that they’re receiving? It’s that their Messiah in Bitcoin is going to fail because of CSAM unless everybody using the network changes their minds and follows Luke.

And that’s a really, it’s a really tough idea. you know, narrative and story to, you know, be a part of. And like, you know, maybe in the moment they feel like they have this sense of meaning, but they’re sheep getting led to slaughter, ultimately. And I think they know that. And they’re feeling that. So consciously, they’re understanding that.

A lot of them are in denial about it consciously, though. Or at least maybe, maybe not a lot of them, but many. and so you know the question is is like you know what what are these narratives what are these stories that could be told right now that could change the course and it seems like you know everything setting up well for the antichrist to come into the picture and to lead the plebs Like as this vacuum grows the market demand for the great man the great savior to step in and to save the plebs from their directionless wandering and bumbling is just going to grow stronger I think Peter Thiel is spot on. we were talking about when you said people are it’s hard to it’s hard to get people’s attention it’s hard to hold people’s attention to capture their attention because the people are everybody’s where people are really looking is for somebody who has a believable legitimate reasonable idea vision for the future and how it’s going to work out and what’s going to be accomplished and what’s going to play out and like you know in 2024 like donald trump whatever you think of his performance and how bad it is since then he convinced a lot of people more than half the country that he had some sort of vision for the future that made sense no idea how we’re going to get there no idea how realistic it was but it made sense and that was the at least somebody was making sense. And they’re looking for that again. They’re looking for somebody who makes sense. But more importantly, Donald Trump won because people thought he could win. And even if what you’re saying to them makes sense, if you don’t have a winning strategy, if they don’t believe that going along with you is going to be beneficial to them, it’s going to be hard to keep their attention. so it really is like whoever comes along and has a believable comment and who’s who has a kind of track record of success and right now the only person is fred kurder yeah but fred is manipulating that and he’s creating a pleb slop circus he’s exploiting people is getting them to, getting them spun up, and then Jack Cruz and others, getting people spun up so that they’ll say something crazy, that they will say something that captures people’s attention that’s outlandish. No, surely nobody would say that on a public platform if they weren’t legitimately serious and had lots of evidence and whatever, that they could back it up. And they need to, plebs need a plebslot populist, like a tyrant dictator who is benevolent, who wants to fast for them. They don’t, they can’t be having these high time preference grifters like Fred Kruger as their leader, you know? Well, I think there’s a different tactic and way to go about this is, you know, what needs to happen, and this could be a tactic that is used as very effective. and I don’t know if this has been employed before, but, you know, you have somebody who has a rise, right?

We’ve seen this rise. We watched the rise of Dylan LeClerc. We watched the rise of Will Clemente. We’ve watched the rise of, you know, Natalie Brunel. Timothy Comfield. Timothy Comfield. You know, all these individuals have these rises, right? and what we need to do you know we watched the rise of michael saylor and now it looks like he’s on his fall is like in our ecosystem what we could do is we have these individuals that have these meteoric rises and then we have them fake their deaths so then they become martyrs in one way or another and then you can you know it’s like in batman the dark knight you know when they when they’re talking about harvey dent you either live long enough to to watch yourself become the villain or you die hero i think we we take advantage of that essentially where um yeah because it’s like one of the wonderful things of the internet is you know you can you can just have them you know create a whole new account and start over again you know what i mean but like i mean you look at individuals like hal finney and just you know people just can fluff him so hard in a documentary about like how he was the same he was like the best person in the world like he just loved his wife so much and like was such a good coder and c plus plus and you know like bitcoin needs more health finnies and so you think you know for for individuals that like actually care you know sailor says the most selfless thing that you can do is you know die with your coins and i disagree i think the uh the most selfless thing you can do is to to fake your death and you know go out um lay yourself the past few yeah this he mirrors out faked his own death right before the 2021 like 2020 bull run he saw what was coming he saw how covid was going to be just like he’s like oh my god this is going to bring in bitcoin into the limelight there’s going to be floods podcasts everything i gotta fake my own death on a boat accident surfing accident you know how you know craig wright or not craig wright the guy the guy that was essentially the whole lawsuit around Craig Wright like it’s Ira his brother basically they worked on Bitcoin together he was one of the early cypher pumps he faked his death a lot of people have done it and it creates it creates like a it cements you into the like the lower you need to cement yourself into the lower right now yeah I mean it’s a great opportunity where you essentially secure your status of sainthood and you get to watch it play out from the shadows i mean jeffrey epstein did it he’s playing minecraft right now just you know giggling after everybody’s like banging on the halls of congress demanding to see the files i mean if you asked a jewish person they would say jesus did that jesus did it yeah do you think jesus faked his death well i see that i not fake it but i see the point where it’s like if you if if if you’re immortal you’re kind of just it’s it’s like playing illusions on the plaid so like where you’re saying i died in rose again but it’s you know you’re immortal do you really die in the first place you know it’s just a bit i mean that’s that’s the thing with storytelling is like anybody telling like a great story essentially is, you know, repackaging the story of Jesus. You know, this battle of good and evil and, you know, a savior sacrificing themselves for the plebs in one way or another. That’s the structure of, like, most good stories. Right. It’s derivative, but it’s derivative, you know, and people,

it’s also, anybody can do it, so you don’t really have a moat around it. it’s very easy for an old plan to come along and have and become the blood slot messiah anybody can become the blood slot messiah if they can just create a better derivative story without you know basically ripping off jesus yeah i mean it’s really like the job of like podcasters and you know anybody working in media to to create the story i mean look what happened with george floyd george floyd became the blood slot messiah for a while like he’s like one of the the least impressive individuals that you could put in that situation he pulled it off or they pulled it off with him he didn’t even want to hit him i mean just all your i said the other day justin bachelor is becoming a main character and you know let’s do him on spaces or on podcasts it’s like he he has no business at this level of k-fit we deserve better k-fabe honestly if i’m being quite honest with you we deserve better k-fabe i think he’s just distracted by the seven women in his car they used to drive around i mean people before you judge just to think about how much glaze seven women require yeah he’s gotta provide seven women glaze it’s fucking exhausting This is why I’ve never really understood polygamy.

I could barely glaze my wife enough, you know? Yeah. It’s all at work. It like you got to feed a family raise children and glaze your wife Like how do you have time to do anything else Seven wives it like it like it like being a mother bird you come home and your babies are all out of the nest and they’re just like glaze glaze glaze i mean these guys that have seven wives they i mean they they if they didn’t have seven wives i mean just think about the productivity that they could offer the economy you can juggle seven wives you gotta be able to juggle a Fortune 500 company for sure. I don’t even think Claude Nithros can jungle can glaze seven wipes without running out of tokens.

That’s a lot of tokens. Yeah. You got anything before we get into the Phantom Boos? No, I think that I think it’s if if you find yourself if you just find yourself picking your boogers and begging mining pools to first you signal ads to your to your effort and you think that you control bitcoin just just do some self-reflection beggars do not control bitcoin nobody controls bitcoin but certainly not booger picking beggars if you’re a booger picking beggar you don’t control bitcoin that’s just and there’s nothing wrong with being a booger pick and beggar as long as you, you know, as long as you know who you are, don’t forget who you are.

Do you know any booger pick and beggars? Booger pick and beggars? Yeah. I do. I know one or two. I sure do. First post from Orange Bar 5000 Sass says, sound the horn. A brand new episode of The Beagle just dropped. Tap the link below to listen to it. And didn’t post the link in below.

Oh, they posted in a comment on an officer. I get a four on four when I click on it good job monster thank you Orange Martin it’s been great having you Orange Martin’s done making baggers that’s for sure oh it’s it’s a cool proof of work situation

the next one is from lobes 5,000 sats bryce burner note made me laugh has anyone started a kayfabe university yet uh you know maybe that’s bugle maybe bugle’s kayfabe university teaching the pledge a little bit of kayfabe actually i saw some murmurings of um spam our university university launching this week to teach people how to poop on the club’s notes. Although that’s going to rile them up. Yeah. That is going to rile them up. So I think that would be constituted as KFAB University for sure. The Bitcoin Podcast 696 Sass is excellent analysis by Beagle News, Rod Palmer, Richard Greaser. Well, thank you, Walker, for that. Sounds like Carla hanging in there looking real pregnant If you a praying person make sure to pray for her because the pregnancy been real complicated

But, yeah. They could use some glaze. When people are struggling, they could definitely use some glaze. Shout out to Walker and Carla. and indeed 80 my canadian rockies camping trip over the holiday was too cold to sun my tips so i think the mosquito bites on my ass from squatting in the woods to pee should count as extra credit i’ll make up the difference at lake satoshi in a few weeks um just nobody’s questioning every question katie if she’s uh doing summer the right way so yeah get the extra credit but you will have to make it up I’d like to say with you just so you know I’m just confused on how it’s too cold to sun your tits but it’s warm enough for mosquitoes to bite your ass

maybe it gets hot in the day and cold at night and the mosquitoes are still out at night I don’t know there you go Nostra King 101 sats is glazed me harder daddy by the way I’m in BQC on board with the 100 sats two thumbs up thank you BQC on board we keep on missing late stage hodl’s boost because it keeps on posted after the buzzer but I appreciate you late stage I messaged him this week about it but anyways thank you guys to our subscribers Dave, Jolly Roger, Jason C used to read a lot, Wahov, Chad Rack BTC on board, Boomer, Sasha, Fundamental Sean, Open Mike, Avi appreciate you guys all these guys are working on cool stuff Jason Fundamentals just released an episode of the Bank on Chain podcast that I listen to talking about 1994 Fish Shanerak’s been on the Underground podcast tour He’s been doing a show with Rayo over at Liberty under attack. Was on Ungovernable Misfits recently. Sasha’s doing her sense of the circuit thing. You know, fundamentals is, he’s got, what is he up to? 17 podcasts now? He’s got going simultaneously. Oh yeah. Fundamentals is, he’s got, he’s, he’s got his main podcast is just the best for your sky girlfriends apparently. Yeah. I’ve seen Open Mike pretty active in the group chats. He’s been organizing a bunch of different events going on. It seems like one of the next big ones is a value for value event happening in Chicago in September. That looks like a lot of fun, value for value Chicago. And then Avi Burra doing his thing with the blockchain radio and the Finding Home series. I’m not sure if he’s done a new episode of that recently but yeah thank you guys for subscribing to the show oh and boomer has been posted a bunch of thirst trap pictures if you you know an older unmarried you know single ready to mingle attractive fit lady that loves 40 hours per week loves pleb slop and is looking for a uh a pleb slop enjoying peptide taking thirst trap posting canadian man hit up boomer he’s ready to mingle yeah anyways thank you folks for tuning in to this edition of the beagle weekly and we will catch you again next week enough is enough i’m about to go scorched earth yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah enough is enough i’m about to go scorched earth uh yeah Bunch of, bunch of, bunch of plebs clearly could be unrepair. Brains deep fried and slop completely unaware. Acting high and mighty, flashing trinkets, needing a reality check. So I’m gonna bring a start. Now I know, but your wife has a boyfriend. Got your marching orders following the new trend. Devs are having sex, gotta stop them. Drunk on glaze, the plebs pope got them. Bitcoins, money but refusing to use it. Conviction in your handle, but your wallet never proves it. Mogging devs, cause the funny talker told you. Making a scene when someone with a brain scolds you Soccer flopping to get attention Acting desperate to getting Andy Beck’s mentions You ain’t my competition, you’re my warm-up One verse from me got your whole crew shook up Hey, bitch, do you really wanna cry harder? I’m watching Pleb Cruz’s belly get larger Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie Posting your crash outs Bitch, bitch, bitch, it’s time for me To take the trash out Justin Belcher can’t stop giving mechanics White glaze crashed out so hard he started writing Clep slop, essay thinks running a note Is like curing cancer when asked What is money? Doesn’t know the answer Toma bragging about how he’s so humble Trying to philosophize but all I hear is old man’s grumbles Y’all wanna frame it like this teens And push everyone into corners, divide and conquer Pick a side, follow the performers Prices crashing and y’all flooding harder than Nick Carter So fucking retarded that even now you lost Parker Running around with PhDs in imaginary problems $7.90 to become overweight cloud goblins Asanoja Gold’s firmware never got an update He’s glitching out, brain buffering every debate Canute thinks he’s a hero taking down the villains But he built his whole brand on borrowed opinions Hey bitch, do you really wanna cry harder? I’m watching Pleb Cruz’s belly get larger Live, posting your crash out Bitch, bitch, bitch, it’s time for me To take the trash out They’re tryna join the revolution but just be in cannon fodder Holla not, acting tough but it’s just a cock-cobbler Issue impurity tests faster than lightning Everyone looks guilty when you’re the one indicted mechanic They see the final boss of decentralization Claiming Luke’s here to save us with Dorsey compensation Ocean full of tears, plebs, salty bout the price Standing criticism gets a block, won’t allow it twice Trying to lead a movement that looks like Spirit Airlines Hasn’t been to the gym in a decade but monitors all his replies Sea lions barking harder than Chris Guido Why they found Ole Miss by coding from his conceit It would be kinda sad if it wasn’t so funny They think they are making a statement by saying Bitcoin is money Refreshing your notifications every 30 seconds Chasing engagement to become a sly pleasant Hey bitch, do you really wanna cry harder? I’m, I’m, I’m watching Let Cruz’s belly get larger Live, post in your crash show Bitch, bitch, bitch, it’s time for me To take the trash out

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