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Event

Maxi Madness 2024

Maxi Madness 2024 (“March Maxi Madness,” MMM) was the inaugural edition of Maxi Madness, The Bugle’s annual bracket tournament of Bitcoin maximalists, held on Twitter in March 2024. A seeded single-elimination bracket was decided by public 24-hour Twitter polls on The Bugle’s timeline, with Rod Palmer and Richard Greaser promoting, seeding, and — by their own account — election-monitoring the whole affair. The memer Yellow won it, becoming “the inaugural March Maxi Madness influencer tournament champion” (BTP ep. 11 @ 0:02) and taking home the maxi trophy.

Format

The bracket was seeded 1–16 per region and decided by Twitter polls open for 24 hours each; the hosts claimed “election watchers” monitored every minute of polling and pronounced it “the most secure election that Twitter has ever facilitated” (ep. 2). Entrants were chosen at the hosts’ editorial discretion — Greaser admitted he personally “set up Dennis [Porter] for a very favorable route to the, championship, in a very fair way, of course, because I would never favor anybody” (ep. 2 @ 46:35). Engaging with the podcast and donating on Fountain was said to improve one’s odds of making the field the following year (ep. 2 @ 1:07:26).

Results

  • First round. Eric Cason (16) upset Dennis Porter (1) — “the first time in the entire history of the March Maxi Madness, tournament that a 16 seed upset a one seed” (ep. 2 @ 45:20, Greaser, in the tournament’s first year). Preston Pysh beat Lynn Alden “so badly”; Peter McCormack beat David Bailey; a Swan-affiliated Natalie (understood to be Natalie Brunell) went out in round one; Dylan LeClair advanced. Saifedean Ammous never entered at all, scratched with a torn ACL allegedly sustained while eating a salad.
  • Second round. Bekka came from behind to eliminate Magoo after hosting a thousand-listener Twitter Space, accusing Magoo of buying votes, rallying “all the simps of Twitter that don’t realize that she’s married” — and receiving a public endorsement vote from Michael Saylor himself. Magoo retweeted Saylor with “CIA rigs another election” (the hosts noted Saylor’s headquarters literally borders CIA headquarters). Sam Callahan drew Guy Swann; Stephan Livera led Peter McCormack 52.6–47.4 mid-poll while McCormack was said to be “calling in his Russian bot farm” (ep. 2).
  • The final. Yellow defeated Giacomo Zucco for the championship, with a Final Four of Yellow, Michael Saylor, Zucco, and Guy Swann (Maxi Madness event record); Zucco is remembered as “the beloved runner-up of the inaugural Maxi Madness Tournament Championship 2024” (ep. 84). During the run Saylor replied to Yellow, “don’t underestimate the power of a yellow cat” — the origin of Saylor’s army calling Yellow a cat (BTP ep. 11 @ 41:50).

Pick-em and betting

The first pick-em asked listeners to boost 2,169 sats on Fountain with their predicted champion; the prize was undetermined — “You’ll get a prize of some sort, even if it’s just a shout out here on this podcast” (ep. 2 @ 1:12:23). Booster Orange Mart called the result early: “trophy yellow number one” (ep. 3 @ 31:12).

Off the books, Peter McCormack and Tone Vays reportedly bet 100,000-to-1,000,000-sat wagers on matchups and financed meme gangs to boost their contestants’ profiles (ep. 2 @ 35:45). A Las Vegas group built a rapidly growing betting market on the winner, with live betting rumored at the D Hotel ($Wodndor Founders Upset).

Controversies

  • The $Wodndor affair. Founders of the Solana token $Wodndor — whom Pledditor “has taken it upon himself to publicly list for our convienence” — accused The Bugle of “intentionally launching March Maxi Madness in order to pull liquidity out of his racist shitcoin” as MMM betting markets went, in the founder Gege’s words, “nuts.” The Bugle’s verdict: “The degeneracy of gambling on twitter polls appears to be trumping the masculine urge for people to gamble on racist named Solana tokens, completely disrupting the shitcoin ecosystem” ($Wodndor Founders Upset, 2024-03-29).
  • Vote manipulation. Wild poll swings drew rigging speculation; Bugle poll watchers certified “nothing but organic votes, many coming from countries like India and Pakistan, where individuals like Peter McCormack have a very organically grown fan base” (ep. 2).
  • Corporate pressure. David Bailey allegedly convened an 8 AM call to berate Bitcoin Magazine staff (Shinobi, Rizzo) because he “does not want to lose this tournament, this inaugural tournament, to Swan Bitcoin”; Cory Klippsten allegedly pressured Sam Callahan with “I introduced you to your wife” after Natalie’s first-round exit (ep. 2).
  • Snubs. Pledditor tweeted about “how stupid influencer brackets are”; Dylan LeClair replied, “my dude, try lighting up and enjoying yourself once in a while. The cringe will continue with or without us.” The hosts advised the snubbed to “take it very personally” (ep. 2).

Disputed

  • Who did Yellow beat for the title? The event record and ep. 84 name Giacomo Zucco as the beloved runner-up, with Saylor a Final Four casualty — matching BTP ep. 11’s “defeating Michael Saylor in the final four” (@ 0:02). But Rod Palmer later recalled “Yellow defeated Michael Sailor in the championship” (ep. 48 @ 55:05). The weight of the record favors Zucco in the final; Palmer’s version stands as recorded.

irl: the format spoofs the NCAA’s March Madness, transplanted onto Bitcoin Twitter’s actual cast of maximalist influencers; the polls, endorsements, and meltdowns run on the same engagement mechanics the show satirizes.

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