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Alpha Protocol Supplement
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There’s no shortage of health products and supplements for athletes. But what if you’re not an athlete? What if your stadium is the free market and your Super Bowl is separating money from state? That’s why we’ve partnered with Luke Dasher to create Alpha Protocol. Alpha Protocol is scientifically designed with core devs and shadowy super coders in mind. Alpha Protocol’s patented blend of free and open source vitamins and minerals is so powerful, you’ll be able to go weeks without brushing your teeth, using shampoo, and clipping your toenils. It’s perfect for coders with a mission too important to make trade offs like bathing or standing up. You’re an alpha dev. Give your body what it deserves. Give it alpha protocol.