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No Coiner to Certified Pleb
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Folks, my name is pastor Clyde of Mountainside Church in Nashville, Tennessee. I hope you had the chance to listen to pastor Jeff’s wonderful Easter sermon last weekend. I wanted to tell you all about a new ministry we are launching on Wednesday called no coiner to certified pleb, a twelve week transformation. If you or a loved one wants to become a certified pleb, this ministry is for you. We are going to dive deep and get past the NGU talk. In this course, we will be going through node setup tutorials, scripture reading, purity accountability, and guided repentance for past altcoin activity. Our first session is called forgive them father for they know not their private keys. Child care will be provided, but your seed phrase will not. It doesn’t matter if you are a shit coiner, a forty hour per week podcast listener, paper Bitcoiner, or a no coiner. All that matters is you have an open heart and are willing to allow the Lord to work in you. I look forward to seeing you this upcoming Wednesday. Make sure to bring a pen and pencil to write down your seed phrase. Until then, may the Lord bless and keep you.
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Podcasters Crashing Out | Bugle Weekly Episode 105 · 2026-04-13 · at 0:02
Advertising: ‘No Coiner to Certified Pleb’ twelve-week ministry transformation course
Pastor Clyde of Mountainside Church in Nashville announces a twelve-week ministry featuring node setup tutorials, purity accountability, and guided repentance for past altcoin activity; child care will be provided but your seed phrase will not.
Folks, my name is pastor Clyde of Mountainside Church in Nashville, Tennessee. I hope you had the chance to listen to pastor Jeff’s wonderful Easter sermon last weekend. I wanted to tell you all about a new ministry we are launching on Wednesday called no coiner to certified pleb, a twelve week transformation. If you or a loved one wants to become a certified pleb, this ministry is for you. We are going to dive deep and get past the NGU talk. In this course, we will be going through node setup tutorials, scripture reading, purity accountability, and guided repentance for past altcoin activity. Our first session is called forgive them father for they know not their private keys. Child care will be provided, but your seed phrase will not. It doesn’t matter if you are a shit coiner, a forty hour per week podcast listener, paper Bitcoiner, or a no coiner. All that matters is you have an open heart and are willing to allow the Lord to work in you. I look forward to seeing you this upcoming Wednesday. Make sure to bring a pen and pencil to write down your seed phrase. Until then, may the Lord bless and keep you.