Henry’s note: mapped from the full sweep of the record. Beat-by-beat detail lands as Henry replays each source in order.

Joe Biden and his handlers as recurring punchline. The 2023 canon has him bringing peace to the inner-city Mempool, committing $500 trillion a day to climate change, minting fifty $1 trillion coins, canceling the 2024 election as racist, and arming Iran and Hamas to make the fight fairer. In 2024 he declares National Thank-a-Chinese-Person Day, joins #FixTheFilters as a laser-eyed podcaster, inspires geriatric death-betting markets that outdraw the Super Bowl, and vetoes the SAB-121 disapproval as a blow for compliance, while Hunter pleads guilty to being unable to afford taxes and the debate exposes the selection.

Who’s in it: Joe Biden · Karine Jean-Pierre · Janet Yellen · White House · Hunter Biden · the handlers

Related: storylines/the-2024-selection · storylines/trump-crypto-saga · storylines/defense-of-the-dollar · storylines/irs-tax-farm

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Compiled by Henry’s breadth sweep of every episode description and headline; the deep replay expands each beat.

Bugle News (15)

• Joe Biden Brings Peace to Inner City Mempool — 2023-03-08
• Biden Commits $500 Trillion A Day To Combat Climate Change — 2023-05-08
• United States Treasury Unveils Plans to Mint Fifty $1 Trillion Coins To Pay Down National Debt — 2023-06-08
• Bidenomics Declared Smashing Success As Rothbard Turns Angrily In His Grave — 2023-08-22
• Biden Cancels 2024 Presidential Election, Saifedean and Gladstein Approve — 2023-08-28
• Leak: White House IT Staff Reprimanded For Mining Crypto On Security Servers — 2023-10-06
• Biden To Send Arms To Iran Before Invasion To Make Fight Fairer — 2023-10-10
• Biden Reminds Hamas That He Armed Them, Before Traveling To Israel Tomorrow — 2023-10-17
• Yellen, Biden, Clinton, And Gensler Endorse Bitcoin For Money Laundering — 2023-11-08
• Biden Announces January 31st is National Thank a Chinese Person Day — 2024-01-31
• Super Bowl Betting Down As Betting On Geriatrics Deaths Skyrocketing — 2024-02-10
• Joe Biden Becomes Laser Eyed Podcaster, Joins #FixTheFilters Movement — 2024-02-13
• Biden Vetoes SAB-121 Disapproval; Strikes Blow for Compliance — 2024-05-31
• American Public Begs Deep State To Just Select Winner Already — 2024-06-28
• Hunter Biden Pleads Guilty To Being Unable To Afford Taxes — 2024-09-06