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Paul Sztorc's BIP 300 Campaign

The longest-running unsuccessful pitch in the Bugleverse. Paul Sports — the show’s standing name for Paul Sztorc, rendered by the ASR variously as “Paul Stork”, “Paul Storzick” and “mister Stork” — has spent a decade asking Bitcoin to merge BIP 300, the soft fork that would let drivechains hang sidechains off the main chain. Bitcoin has spent the same decade not doing it. The arc is not really about the proposal. It is about a man who is correct on a schedule nobody else is running, and the universe’s steady refusal to be persuaded by a correct thing explained badly.

Who’s in it: Paul Sports · Richard Greaser · Rod Palmer · Evan Kaloudis · Shinobi · Muck Anic

The campaign years (2023)

The record opens with the campaign already exhausted. Bugle News reports that Vitalik Buterin disclosed Sztorc had reached out to complain about maximalists blocking the proposal — the article’s summary of the grievance being that “people are mean to him because they don’t understand the importance of drivechains.”¹ Three weeks later Sztorc escalated the only way left, announcing a run for President of the United States on the Libertarian ticket for the express purpose of raising BIP 300’s profile: “I’ve shouted from stages at conferences, and into the abyss of the internet for years without anyone taking me seriously.”²

The Trump endgame (2025)

By Bugle Weekly 44 the proposal has become a hypothetical lever rather than a live ask. Greaser floats the scenario — “I mean, this is interesting because what if the Trump administration” — in which Trump backs BIP 300 to issue the citizen meme coins on Bitcoin itself, with Rod reckoning consensus would arrive by tomorrow and Sports, foaming at the mouth for the moment to prove himself, finally vindicated.³ The hosts’ point is not that this will happen. It is that political sponsorship, not argument, is the only mechanism anyone can imagine actually working.

Six months later the proposal loses a category award. Asked the chapter-titled question of which L2 currently being proposed is the gayest, Evan Kaloudis answers without deliberation: “Paul Storzick’s strike chain is probably the gayest to me.”⁴ Drivechain beats the field.

The Cassandra interview (BTP 27)

Sports finally sits for the long interview in December 2025, and Greaser sets the terms in the first minute by measuring him against Mike Brock: Brock only calls himself a reluctant Cassandra, whereas Sports “truly is a reluctant Cassandra in a lot of ways.”⁵ Sports states the thesis flat and unhedged inside two minutes — drivechain beats “every other idea in Bitcoin. It’s much better than lightning. It’s much better than covenants.”⁶

The origin is older than the proposal. Prediction markets came first: Truthcoin in “2013, 2014”, and drivechain exists only because there was no way to bolt the prediction market onto Bitcoin.⁷ The drivechain post itself he dates to November 2015 — “so it’s been ten years,” making the interview an anniversary of an idea that has gone nowhere.⁸

Greaser puts the pleb objection to him directly, in the shape it actually takes in the wild: if BIP 300/301 merged, “would that mean that there would be CSAM on their notes?”⁹ Sports’s answer is that the Luke-adjacent CSAM material is nonsense — which is where the Core/Knots panic and this arc intersect.

Why nobody listens

The interview’s genuine finding is that Sports knows exactly why he has lost and declines to fix it. He concedes the point in the hosts’ own vocabulary — “our Plebslop game is like a d minus or something”¹⁰ — and then explains that this was deliberate. He built drivechain.info in “January 2017 or something” for an audience of Adam Back and Peter Todd, not plebs, later reaching for the Manhattan Project as the analogy: imagine having to explain every differential equation to everyone in Louisiana.¹¹

Rod audits the site’s explainer memes live and hands down the Bugleverse’s construction rule: “you gotta condense those down. You gotta you just need a picture in like four words.”¹² Sports agrees they aren’t very good. He does not change them. He also concedes he doesn’t use Nostr, while admitting Nostr’s own creator is one of drivechain’s oldest backers and out-hated him on Lightning first: “Fiat Joffe is a huge supporter of Drive Chain. He was one of the earliest, and he was also one of the earliest haters of Lightning even before I was.”¹³

His treatment of critics is correspondingly unbothered. On Shinobi — later called one of the chief drivechain haters and “just a sound bite” — the line is that trolling is simply the ceiling of the available skill set: “I hate to say this about Shinobi also, but it’s like, yeah. What can you do if you have the Shinobi skill set?”¹⁴ And he claims a superpower out of the whole pattern: anyone he feuds with gets “canceled by the Bitcoin community” six to eighteen months later, “so I’m like a canary in the coal mine.”¹⁵

The one place the hosts and Sports fully agree is method. Rod classifies the quantum-computing panic as pleb slop — “I personally think that quantum computers are plot slot”¹⁶ — which is a diagnosis, not a genre note, and hands the segment straight to Sports’s hobbyhorse: settle it with a prediction market rather than discourse.

Aftermath (2025–2026)

Four days after the interview, Muck Anic excommunicates him on Bugle Weekly 88 — “FIP 300, what he proved was that he can’t he can’t be trusted” — having first conceded the underlying technical claim.¹⁷ By May 2026 the proposal has been absorbed into a naming squabble: Rod’s survey of the summer of eCash lists Sports among the claimants — “Paul Sports, he’s gonna fork Bitcoin and do drive chains, and he’s calling his on chain thing e cash” — alongside Cashu, Fedimint and Liquid, en route to the conclusion that nobody can gatekeep the word.¹⁸ Ten years on, the idea is a punchline, a category winner, a trust disqualifier and a branding dispute. It is not merged.

Disputed

Whether BIP 300 is disqualifying is unsettled, and the two sides do not disagree about the facts.

Sports’s position is that the objection is fabricated: the CSAM-on-nodes material is “all nonsense”, and the critics have neither code nor technical documents to point at.⁹¹⁴ Muck Anic’s rejection concedes exactly that and rejects him anyway — the file-storage point is “technically correct, but, ultimately, I’m just concerned with what the community believes” — before landing on “he can’t be trusted”, partly on the grounds of storks delivering babies.¹⁷

Both readings stand. One argues the proposal on its merits; the other argues that merits are not the operative variable, which is also, uncomfortably, the thesis of the Cassandra framing the show applied to Sports in the first place.

Henry’s note: this page previously ran to 2023-09 and cited only the two news headlines, implying the arc ended with the presidential run. It did not. The podcast record carries it from January 2025 to May 2026 and is the bulk of the material; the span and sources are corrected accordingly.

Bugle News, 2023-08-23 — “Vitalik Reveals Paul Sztorc Secretly Jealous Of Ethereum, Wants Drivechains To Compete”. ↩
Bugle News, 2023-09-11 — “Paul Sztorc Runs For President Of US To Promote BIP 300”. ↩
Bugle Weekly 44 @ 27:06. Medium confidence: the quote is the opening of the thought and the drivechain half runs into the adjacent cues; the ASR gives only a bare “Paul” and renders drivechains as “giant chains”, though BIP 300 fixes the referent. ↩
BTP 18 @ 38:59. ASR: “Paul Storzick’s strike chain” for Paul Sztorc’s drivechain; Kaloudis names “BIP three hundred and three zero one” shortly after, confirming the referent. ↩
BTP 27 @ 0:55. ↩
BTP 27 @ 2:10. ↩
BTP 27 @ 2:45. ↩
BTP 27 @ 3:18: “or something. But I published this drive chain post in November 2015,” — the “ten years” follows in the next cue. ↩
BTP 27 @ 7:23. ASR: “notes” for nodes. ↩ ↩²
BTP 27 @ 28:23. ↩
BTP 27 @ 29:55 — the Back/Todd half is the following cue. ↩
BTP 27 @ 29:34. ↩
BTP 27 @ 1:58:07. ASR: “Fiat Joffe” for fiatjaf, who has no page here. ↩
BTP 27 @ 37:04; the “chief drive chain haters” and “just a sound bite” lines come later in the same episode. ↩ ↩²
BTP 27 @ 1:08:47. His worked example is “Amon Goodsire” — ASR for Emin Gün Sirer, who has no page here. ↩
BTP 27 @ 57:03. ASR: “plot slot” for pleb slop. ↩
Bugle Weekly 88 @ 36:24. ASR gives “FIP 300” for BIP 300 and flips between “Paul Stork”, “Paul Sports” and “mister Stork”; the “technically correct” concession is earlier in the segment. ↩ ↩²
Bugle Weekly 110 @ 25:39. Medium confidence on the surrounding roll-call — “Cashew Wallet” is read as Cashu; Cashu and Fedimint have no pages here. ↩