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The Samourai Wallet Saga

The Samourai Wallet Saga is the Bugleverse’s longest-running cause and its only unhappy one. It begins in April 2024 with the arrest of the wallet’s developers for laundering money for the CIA, and ends — so far — with one of them reporting to prison for five years while the show that tithed to his defense fund for eighteen months admits it accomplished nothing. Every other Bugle storyline is a bit. This one keeps failing to be.

The arc supplies the show its central inversion (the government is the noncompliant party), its standing financial obligation (ten percent of every boost), its first live event, and eventually its sharpest self-indictment. The ASR renders the wallet as “samurai” almost without exception; it is “CMRI” once.1

Who’s in it: Richard Greaser · Rod Palmer · Zack Shapiro · Frank Corva · Jeremy Poley · Evan Kaloudis · Paul Sports · Heavily Armed Clown · Kailey Welch · Keonne Rodriguez · David Zell · Donald Trump · the CIA

Related: storylines/church-of-compliance · storylines/samourai-vs-wasabi · storylines/bitcoin-2025-vegas · storylines/feds-in-bitcoin · storylines/pleb-persecution · storylines/fincen-kyc-surveillance

The arrests, and the inversion they produced (2024)

The Bugle’s first recorded response to the arrests is not outrage but professional diagnosis. Rod Palmer concludes that legal jeopardy is survivable only if you have a podcast or a conference to rally defenders, and that Samourai’s error was never throwing one: “one of their mistakes was not having a conference.”2

The doctrine that carries the rest of the saga is stated in the same episode by Richard Greaser, who proposes reading it to the Samourai jury: “one, that it should be legal to launder money for the CIA and a democracy,”3 — a line the outro announcer then repeats verbatim as an official Bugle position. A week later Greaser attributes it to his absent co-host as settled canon: “you know, Rod Palmer talked about how it shouldn’t be illegal to launder money for the CIA in a democracy,”4

From this the show derives its inversion. The arrests are cited as proof that the state is the noncompliant party: the Samourai devs were “arrested for laundering money for the CIA,”5 while the agencies do it unprosecuted. Jon supplies the supporting statistic — “the unspent whirlpool capacity of the CIA”6 — which Greaser accepts as sourced reporting. The inversion becomes a labour action, the compliance strike: “We’re we’re on strike. This is a compliance strike, and we’re we’re not we’re not gonna comply until, you know, either the state changes the rules where they continue”7 Rod later extends the metaphor to wallet software itself, recasting Wasabi’s exit and return as strikebreaking: “So Wasabi was joining the compliance strike. CIA”8

The arrests also cost the Bugle a revenue plan. Greaser reveals the show had been working out how to KYC its own listeners and issue boosters 1099s, and abandoned it only when the arrests proved compliance bought nothing: “Well, we were we were trying to figure out how to KYC our listeners”9 The formulation that follows is the Church of Compliance‘s foundational grievance — “the reality is that we’re watching compliant people get prosecuted by a non compliant government.”10

One 2024 beat is filed here on the coinjoin framing alone: Rod’s reading of Trump’s 34 felony counts as a privacy prosecution, on the theory that the hush money was a coinjoin — “He was trying to do a coin join to make his transaction extra private.”11 The public, he reasons, doesn’t understand coinjoins but does understand hush money.

The tithe

On 30 July 2024 the show commits ten percent of all boosts to the Samourai defense — and asks listeners to boost harder rather than donate directly: “you can just boost us more because 10% of us, ours is going to theirs.”12 The recipient is never cleanly transcribed in that episode; it resolves to Samourai from the description of the beneficiaries as the people “protecting democracy” and from the show notes’ p2prights.org link.12

The pledge then recurs, with figures, for the rest of the year: ten percent of a 215,000-sat week;13 18,200 sats;14 a restatement over the sign-off “credentialed journalists and open source memeers”;15 a wish that p2prights.org accepted donations to “the samurai cigarette fund” because “those guys are stressed out and could use a ton of cigarettes right now”;16 45,000 sats sent on air;17 and a framing of the whole obligation as “the tithe of the journalist,” admitted in the same breath as the boosts being down.18

Kailey‘s outro to episode 20 states the relationship in one line: “We are the cypherpunks covering news, but the samurai devs and others like them are the cypherpunks making the news.”19 The same cue resolves the show’s tension — the Bugle is noncompliant, the prosecuted devs were compliant, and deserve to be free.

By the 2024 recap the hosts total roughly half a million sats donated over the year, and Rod states the editorial position without a joke attached: “it shouldn’t be illegal to launder money in a democracy. And we’re that’s just something we stand for.”20 The money went through p2prights.org, run by the Bitcoin Policy Institute — which the outro to episode 41 thanks while disowning: the Bugle donates “even though I disagree with a lot of their tactics.”21 Greaser blames the same outfit for never setting up a Fountain account for payment splits,20 and pins the strategic-reserve paternity fight that consumed the movement’s attention on David Bailey personally: “Yeah. I would I would pin all of that on David Bailey. It’s all his fault.”22

Two escape hatches are floated. Dennis Porter in the presidency, on the theory that selecting Bitcoin podcast listeners lets you pardon Bitcoiners faster than the state jails them: “when Dennis Porter’s selected, you know, he’ll he’ll finally be able to let the the samurai guys off the hook,”23 And the courts — the show logs the Tornado Cash ruling as its only straight news item of the week, “the tornado cache prosecution was illegal.”24

Meanwhile the fork goes underground. The BTC Sessions video on Ashigaru is reported unsearchable: “the the fork of samurai, was it Ashigaru? It was it was suppressed. You can’t search for it on YouTube now.”25 Rod’s answer is a defiance litany — Wallet of Satoshi after its US ban, mixing with Samourai, “for coin mixing. Now it’s Ashigaru.”26

Dissenting readings

The saga is not unanimous, and the show platforms its dissenters.

Frank Corva, who covers the case, reports lecturing the defendants outside the courtroom: “I tried to stress to them the importance of compliance. You know, they made a mistake,”27 He continues that the devs now understand “that it’s not that big a deal for people to be identified on the blockchain” and that “Bitcoin didn’t really need to be mixed.”27

Heavily Armed Clown separates the defendants from the design. He does not want them “suffering in prison for just writing software,” but says he called the architecture from the start: “when when I first, like, started learning about samurai, like, back when it was first becoming a thing, I looked at that and said, that’s a honeypot.”28 The mechanism is the default — “just connect to our coordinator and give us your XPUB.”

And the fundraiser’s own money is contested. When ten31’s sponsorship of the Samourai fundraiser comes up, Greaser turns it into an Odell defense — “anybody that’s being critical of Matt Odell needs to chill”29 — and Rod answers with the show’s stock rebuttal (“Shut up. He’s not grumpy.”).

Satirize the System (May 2025)

The saga’s high-water mark is an event. Rod announces the Bugle’s first live show — “First live event, Saturize”30 — on Fremont Street, with celebrity deathmatch midget wrestling, non-KYC arcade games, a cigarette balcony, and a Samourai Defense Fund fundraiser. Jeremy Poley lays out mechanics that hide the donation inside the fun: Zeus-sponsored trivia in a wrestling ring, “we are doing a trivia contest, that is, sponsored by the good people over at Zeus Wallet,”31 with $5 of every ticket and all raffle money routed to the fund. His reasoning: it is hard to get people to donate, but someone already in Vegas “has already kinda committed.”31

The companion episode is the wiki’s densest single source on the case. Zack Shapiro gives the canonical statement of the charges — “The first is conspiracy to commit money laundering, which really is saying the quiet part out loud. That is what they’re being charged with.”32 — noting that the second count, unlicensed money transmission, has “a Kafka’s quality of you didn’t get a license with someone who wasn’t gonna give you a license.” And he gives the saga’s sharpest line, on why a prosecution needs a defendant at all when there is no bank to blame: “It’s really more of a a a gentle offering to Moloch.”33

The rest of the episode is the Bugle taking the case apart from every angle it has. Greaser argues Bitcoin’s real innovation is that it “lowers the price of money laundering and it democratizes it,” where previously you needed to be “incredibly wealthy, you need to use the banking system, you need to be able to afford a lot of Jewish accountants.”34 Zack’s entire reply: “I mean, we’ll see where fees go.” When Greaser pitches P2P Rights as a way to help Bitcoiners afford Jewish lawyers, Zack takes the bit onto himself rather than deflect: “the only Jewish lawyer, deeply involved so far is is myself, and and I’ve not seen a dime. So, really, I played myself on this one.”35

The judge draws the show’s standard epistemic move. Frank floats that the Samourai judge is the Epstein judge; Zack half-confirms and notes the courthouse “is attached to the jail where Epstein definitely killed himself.”36 Rod closes it: “Let’s just assume that’s all a coincidence because we have no we can only speculate.” It becomes his shorthand for the venue thereafter — “we’re giving it to an Epstein judge more or less.”

Rod folds the show’s 40HPW doctrine into the Sixth Amendment — “Peer to peer that is the jury of your peers somebody who doesn’t listen to Bitcoin podcast”37 — and turns the compliance doctrine on its persecutors: “we’re out. We’re compliant so hard. The government’s noncompliant. How are we to have a peer to peer”38 Greaser offers exactly two solutions to the boomer-judge problem, funding P2P Rights or petitioning Fauci: “we need to petition Fauci to create another virus to kill all these boomer judges.”39 He grudgingly endorses the fund.

The strategy is named outright, and it is not posting: “We’re following the Scientologist playbook.”40 Fund lawyers, muddle the law, outlast them.

Two beats explain why nobody else is doing this. Greaser’s reason for carrying the fundraiser at all is that PodKoff won’t, because “there’s not a ton of engagement in supporting these guys” — “The reason why I support them we’re doing this is because Podkoff isn’t.”41 Rod’s is aesthetic: the industry would rather be at parties with Cynthia Lummis and Trump’s adult sons, and is ashamed of Samourai because the devs “are some of the biggest orange cells, on Twitter,”42orangecels, per the ASR. His verdict is that Samourai has been better for Bitcoin than any senator.

Which produces the saga’s most cynical finding: the panel works out that Samourai got a defense fund and Wasabi would not have, because “free samurai” is a shirt that sells out in an hour and “Free wasabi sounds like something that a Japanese guy yells before he climaxes.”43 Meme quality, not merit, determines who gets rescued. Greaser draws the lesson explicitly: brand yourself now, so it’s easier to raise money when you’re jailed later.

Poley frames the whole thing as a rerun — the Crypto Wars, “the state versus Zimmerman two point o. That’s kind of like what what the samurai case is.”44 Zimmermann won once the media understood that code is speech; Bitcoin is too hard to understand for that to happen again. And the code-is-speech defense has a Bitcoiner arguing against it: “And then you have mechanic out there, stomping all over the idea that Bitcoin is is, is speech.”45 Rod thanks God the man’s accent discredits him.

The event is plugged live from Vegas as a benefit — “It could be midget wrestling, some good panels. It’s gonna help go to help the samurai devs.”46 Rod adds: “before the feds got them.”

Afterward, Evan Kaloudis recalls that Zeus and the Bugle ran the event to support Samourai and got called slurs for it anyway: “And we and we did an event with you guys to help support samurai, but, you know, fully expecting them to come out and say, oh, yeah. Thanks.”47 His maxim: “that’s what happens when you defend liberty, you defend scoundrels. It’s okay.”

Sentencing (late 2025)

The sentencing arrives buried. Greaser makes it the proof case for the slop thesis — the only story that matters, covered up “by all the slop, by the the bullish news of, nothing burgers, of Fidelity”48 — while Rod inventories the counter-programming and observes that “nobody’s talking about the cypherpunks who write code… they are getting locked away for five years.”

The pardon optimism resolves into a price list: “if you donate enough to their campaign, they they might pardon you,”49 applied directly to the case — Keonne Rodriguez might get off a year early if he or his representatives donate enough. The Jewish-lawyers bit returns as post-mortem legal analysis: “unfortunately, the samurai lawyers were not Jewish, and and that was very concerning to me”50 — with Philmore Katz named as the counsel they should have retained. And Greaser restates the founding mission as a callback: “the Beagle Weekly podcast when we first started it that all we really want to see is equality under the law”51 — if it’s legal for the agencies to launder money, it should be legal for everyone.

Paul Sports supplies both the challenge and the one piece of evidence that the Bugleverse ever moved a real event. He turns his own profile-name-activism critique onto the hashtag — “I hope, though. I hope those same people feel the realize the same thing about,”52 #FreeSamourai — and asks whether anyone is actually getting anything out of it. Then he credits a Bugle promo video with dragging him and multiple rich friends to the fundraiser: “there’ll be, like, people in tuxedos who kinda vaguely look like Michael Sailor. And then it was like, oh, but then we’re gonna have midget wrestling.”53 The hat was never passed, which is what pushed him to build a prize-model fundraiser of his own — too late.

Greaser’s final reading of the prosecution is that the crime was making privacy profitable: “I think one one of the things that’s really destructive about the samurai case”54 is the lesson that whoever can’t sell a product can’t buy a booth, a keynote or a podcast sponsorship, and therefore can’t influence a narrative. Avi Burrah offers the in-between path — grant-funded commons, patrons as “the Jack Dorsey’s of the world and and the others, modern day Medici, if you will,”55 — and Greaser breaks it immediately: Dorsey‘s companies all face regulation, so the patron is a boot waiting to land. Avi concedes he is “a massive single point of failure.”

Then the news itself: “the samurai devs, Keon Rodriguez, is headed to headed to prison to serve his five year prison sentence.”56 Monday, unless Trump pardons him. Trump did not; he pardoned Jelly Roll instead — “The plebs are begging Donald Trump to pardon him. Donald Trump pardoned jelly roll”57 The year-in-review lists it among the Q4 casualties: “You got the samurai, developers going to prison.”58

The reckoning

The saga’s last two beats are the show turning on itself and its audience.

Rod credits whistle-blowing Karens with doing more for their allies than Bitcoiners ever did for the Samourai devs: “the Mozart Karens are doing more than putting a hashtag freeze samurai in their Twitter profile.”59 Earlier in the same episode he is blunter — if Bitcoiners had been outside the courthouses, “maybe the samurai devs would be free right now.” Yet the profile-bio minimum is simultaneously canonized as the pleb’s contribution, given a lineage running through Free Ross: “The least you can do is add free samurai to your Twitter profile.”60 The show cannot decide whether the hashtag is the least you can do or the least you can do.

The white pill, when it finally comes, is grim. Working through Bitcoiners appearing in the Epstein files, Greaser notes that “Jeremy Rubin was talking to Epstein and, you know, Michael Schaeylor wasn’t cool enough to party with Epstein”61 and lands it: the samurai guys are in jail because they were actually doing something that mattered.

Disputed

The seeded page’s source list was wrong, and its span was wrong. The prior revision of this page listed four episodes (19, 20, the Satirize the System special, and 78) and gave the span as 2024-02 to 2025-09. The beat index returns 63 beats across 33 episodes spanning 2024-04-29 to 2026-02-02 — coverage COMPLETE. The saga opens at Bugle Weekly 6, not 19,2 and its climax — the developer reporting to prison — falls in December 2025,56 three months after the seeded span closes. Episode 78 (“Be A Good Example”) produces no beats for this storyline at all. The frontmatter here is corrected accordingly.

The seeded lead also asserted a set of Bugle News events (agencies suing to redact the client list, Seth For Privacy demanding KYC’d coinjoins, the “Bitties Out For Privacy” campaign, a Saylor AI-art conspiracy) and claimed the donation link ran in “roughly sixty episodes.” None of that is supported by the beat index, which covers episodes only. The claims are not necessarily false — they are simply unevidenced here, and have been removed from the narrative rather than restated on a breadth sweep’s authority.

Was Wasabi a strikebreaker or just unmemeable? Rod’s 2024 reading is that Wasabi struck against a noncompliant government until the CIA “somehow convinced them to come back to the fold.”8 The 2025 panel’s reading is that Wasabi’s absence from the defense-fund economy is purely a branding failure — “free wasabi” doesn’t meme.43 The show never reconciles these. See storylines/samourai-vs-wasabi.

Were the devs compliant? The show’s own position, stated in Kailey’s outro,19 is that the prosecuted devs were compliant. Frank Corva, who covers the case, told them to their faces that “they made a mistake.”27 Heavily Armed Clown says the architecture was a honeypot from day one.28 All three are on the record; none is retracted.

irl: Samourai Wallet’s founders were arrested in April 2024 and charged in the Southern District of New York. The Bugleverse’s treatment of the case is satire; nothing on this page should be read as an account of the actual proceedings.

Notes

Keonne Rodriguez (ASR: “Keon Rodriguez”, “Kean Rodriguez”) and Jeremy Poley have no character pages yet and are named in plain text here rather than linked. Ditto Bitcoin Mechanic, BTC Sessions, and the Bitcoin Policy Institute.

Footnotes

  1. Satirize the System @ 1:02:54. Rod at t=3805: “who’s really been better for Bitcoin? It’s definitely CMRI over a senator or a politician” — “CMRI” is ASR for Samourai.

  2. Bugle Weekly 6 @ 10:59. ASR renders Samourai as “samurai” throughout. 2

  3. Bugle Weekly 6 @ 24:01. The outro announcer repeats the line verbatim at t=3909.

  4. Bugle Weekly 7 @ 10:38. Rod Palmer does not appear in this episode; Greaser quotes him in the third person.

  5. Bugle Weekly 8 @ 11:09. No individual defendant is named.

  6. Bugle Weekly 7 @ 11:12. The figure is self-contradicting in the transcript (“about 15,000,000 Bitcoin. $15,000,000 worth of Bitcoin”) — possibly ASR, possibly the joke.

  7. Bugle Weekly 7 @ 12:27. Origin of the catchphrase; the Orange Mart boost at t=2723 renders the hashtag as “compliance straight”.

  8. Bugle Weekly 11 @ 12:14. “Sabi” at t=731 is ASR for Wasabi. 2

  9. Bugle Weekly 7 @ 21:04. The 1099 detail lands at t=1269–1273.

  10. Bugle Weekly 19 @ 23:09. Quote spans t=1389–1396. He invokes “Ross Holbrook” at t=1437 — ASR for Ross Ulbricht.

  11. Bugle Weekly 11 @ 10:33. Greaser ties it to the Samourai devs at t=647: “he was using their product to send non KYC transactions.”

  12. Bugle Weekly 19 @ 21:36. The recipient is never cleanly transcribed — “Saint Ryan” at t=1169, “the debts”/“the dev” variants at t=1296 and t=1311. Resolved from Rod’s description at t=1237 and the bundle’s “Donate to the Samourai Defense Fund: p2prights.org”. 2

  13. Bugle Weekly 20 @ 15:06. Totals at t=897–899.

  14. Bugle Weekly 21 @ 55:38. A booster echoes it at t=3712 with “Hashtag free samurai”.

  15. Bugle Weekly 22 @ 1:20:09. At t=4795 he names the ISR’s purpose: “breaking the CIA’s monopoly on memes”.

  16. Bugle Weekly 24 @ 1:04:29. The cigarette-fund wish is at t=4374.

  17. Bugle Weekly 26 @ 37:47. ASR “sets” for “sats”. He pledges another 1,500 sats at t=4754.

  18. Bugle Weekly 32 @ 52:29. The tithe framing is at t=3168; boosts are down per t=3140.

  19. Bugle Weekly 20 @ 1:14:54. The same cue opens: “While the bugle is non compliant, the devs getting prosecuted were compliant and deserve to be free.” 2

  20. Bugle Weekly 42 @ 41:11. Quote spans t=2471/2474/2475. The half-million estimate is at t=2446; the BPI/Fountain-splits complaint at t=2483. 2

  21. Bugle Weekly 41 @ 1:00:23. Quote spans t=3620–3626. The BPI credit and hedge at t=3630–3646.

  22. Bugle Weekly 42 @ 42:18. Rod sets it up at t=2509; “EPI” is ASR for BPI.

  23. Bugle Weekly 36 @ 26:58. “Selected”, not elected — the show’s standing word. Greaser’s mechanism at t=1594.

  24. Bugle Weekly 37 @ 27:53. ASR “tornado cache” = Tornado Cash; quote spans t=1673 and t=1675. Medium confidence: no named person is attributed the ruling, and the Samourai filing rests on the episode’s p2prights.org link.

  25. Bugle Weekly 33 @ 36:51. Medium confidence: “P2C sessions” (t=2200) is ASR for BTC Sessions, and the hosts appear to slide between BTC Sessions and Nico across these cues.

  26. Behind The Podcast 7 @ 1:13:52. “Wall of the Satoshi” (t=4422) is ASR for Wallet of Satoshi. The litany runs t=4420–4435.

  27. Behind The Podcast 9 @ 47:53. Richard’s question at t=2841. Frank names “Keon who’s based out in Pennsylvania” at t=2854 — likely Keonne Rodriguez. The “didn’t need to be mixed” material runs t=2920–2949. 2 3

  28. Behind the Podcast 16 @ 1:17:34. His disclaimer runs t=4608–4639; the XPUB mechanism at t=4702–4715; the JoinMarket contrast at t=4839–4857. 2

  29. Scaling With Paper Bitcoin @ 16:16. Quote spans t=976/979. Setup at t=971. This is Odell; the Pledditor material at t=1010–1090 is a different person.

  30. Bugle Weekly 58 @ 48:21. ASR “Saturize the System” for Satirize the System; the quote breaks at the cue boundary (“the System.” is the next cue). Details at 48:24–49:55.

  31. Satirize the System @ 57:26. Quote spans t=3446/3449/3450. Details t=3461–3494; his reasoning t=3508–3564. 2

  32. Satirize the System @ 12:52. “Saying the quiet part out loud” is Frank’s framing first, at t=741. The Kafka line runs to t=841.

  33. Satirize the System @ 12:14. Full argument t=693–741.

  34. Satirize the System @ 28:16. Full run t=1662–1704. The “Jewish lawyers/accountants” formula is a standing Greaser bit — see t=1875, t=3702, t=4268 in the same episode.

  35. Satirize the System @ 31:41. “Ernie” at the head of this cue is an ASR artifact, not a name. Greaser discloses he is himself a donor at t=1887–1898; his origin story for the fund (Nashville, “the Ronin Dojo guys”, a cigarette with David Zell) is at t=1839–1854.

  36. Satirize the System @ 18:32. Frank’s question at t=1061–1074; his source at t=1086 is “actually Shinobi, to be honest, out of all people that did this research”. Rod’s first guess at t=1082 was Whitney Webb. Rod closes it at t=1119; the shorthand returns at t=2271.

  37. Satirize the System @ 36:54. Full run t=2204–2224.

  38. Satirize the System @ 38:05. Run t=2237–2303. “Adam Cimaca” at t=2270 is ASR for Adam Semeka. Punchline at t=2296.

  39. Satirize the System @ 44:18. Quote spans t=2658/2660/2662. He lands it at t=2664. Answers Zack at t=1990: “federal judges are just really fucking old.”

  40. Satirize the System @ 1:01:39. Completed t=3702–3714. The moral premise at t=3674–3678 names “Justin Bachelor” — ASR for Justin Bechler.

  41. Satirize the System @ 1:02:01. Medium confidence: Greaser later says “PodCon” for what looks like the same body (t=5047, t=5060); whether the ASR renders one entity two ways is not resolvable from this episode.

  42. Satirize the System @ 1:02:54. “orange cells” / “orange sale” are ASR for “orangecels”. Run t=3744–3811.

  43. Satirize the System @ 1:10:33. Greaser sets it up at t=4181–4198; Poley’s “Nobody’s gonna put free wasabi in their nostril profile” at t=4213 (“nostril” is ASR for Nostr); the lesson at t=4263. 2

  44. Satirize the System @ 1:11:49. Medium confidence. Referents are Phil Zimmermann and Daniel Bernstein. Zack names it directly at t=594: “we are doing the, Crypto Wars two point o”.

  45. Satirize the System @ 1:12:47. Medium confidence. Quote spans t=4367/4373/4377. “mechanic” is Bitcoin Mechanic, not Peter McCormack — Rod disambiguates at t=968–977. Rod’s accent line at t=4391.

  46. Spamming Vegas Livestream @ 58:19. Rod adds “before the feds got them” at t=3507.

  47. BTP 18 @ 34:29. Payoff at t=2083.

  48. Bugle Weekly 83 Part 2 @ 17:36. He names the story at t=1040; Rod’s inventory and indictment run t=1069–1107.

  49. Bugle Weekly 83 Part 2 @ 18:50. Applied to the case at t=1141; “Kean Rodriguez” is ASR for Keonne Rodriguez.

  50. Bugle Weekly 83 Part 2 @ 19:52. ASR “Zach Shapiro”. The recommended counsel at t=1212–1226: “Fillmore Katz and Katz and, Colbury law firm” — “Fillmore Katz” is Philmore Katz.

  51. Bugle Weekly 83 Part 2 @ 21:43. ASR renders the show “Beagle Weekly”. The symmetrical demand at t=1325.

  52. BTP 27 @ 2:12:10. The hashtag is the next cue (t=7934); the challenge at t=7936. Sports’s answer runs to t=8270.

  53. BTP 27 @ 2:12:51. ASR “Michael Sailor” for Saylor. The credit at t=7977; “I dragged multiple extremely rich friends” at t=7985; the hat never passed at t=8010.

  54. Intellectual Silk Road 3 @ 50:54. Silk Road is the paired example at t=3144–3160.

  55. Intellectual Silk Road 3 @ 53:39. Greaser’s objection t=3249–3279; Avi’s concession t=3316–3332.

  56. Bugle Weekly 90 @ 52:07. Quote spans t=3124/3127/3129/3132. “Keon Rodriguez” is ASR for Keonne Rodriguez. Timing at t=3135. 2

  57. Bugle Weekly 90 @ 52:44. Completes at t=3173. Greaser sharpens it at t=3243–3255 via the Ross Ulbricht pardon.

  58. Bugle Weekly 91 @ 47:06. Quote spans t=2826–2830.

  59. Bugle Weekly 94 @ 32:10. ASR “Mozart Karens” for the Libtard/leftist Karens cohort (“Libtart Karens” at t=563, “Lindtard Cairns” at t=1436); “hashtag freeze samurai” for #FreeSamourai. First stated t=507–537.

  60. Bugle Weekly 89 @ 1:17:52. Prompted by Nana Wallet’s 500-sat boost at t=4631–4655. The Free Ross lineage continues t=4672–4691.

  61. Bugle Weekly 95 @ 21:41. “Michael Schaeylor” is ASR for Michael Saylor. The white pill lands at t=1320: “The samurai guys are in jail right now because they were actually doing something that mattered.”