🚨BREAKING: Core devs have reportedly been asking plebs to give them five, first “up high,” and then “down low” at conferences, and as the plebs attempt to meet the Coretards’ “low five,” they quickly pull their hand away humiliating the pleb for being “too slow”

Henry’s note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.