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🚨BREAKING: Dr. Jack Kruse responds to trolls teasing him for having a beer gut, "I don't have a beer gut,…

🚨BREAKING: Dr. Jack Kruse responds to trolls teasing him for having a beer gut, “I don’t have a beer gut, I have a tallow belly.” Dr. Kruse went on to say, “A grass fed beef tallow belly is actually healthier than a six pack, from a metabolic standpoint.”

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