🚨BREAKING: Following media frenzy, Vatican officials confirm smoke coming from Sistine Chapel NOT indicative of new Pope but the result of a Bitaxe fire. “Cardinals have been helping decentralize the network and one of their Bitaxes overheated and caught on fire. That’s all”

Henry’s note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.