Circumcision is unnecessary now that you can apply beef tallow under the hood to maintain proper phallic hygiene

Quoting @Fundamentals21m: We just wrapped up a very special @RokPaperBitcoin with @bitcoin_bugle and we took this on directly with our favorite resident Jew (me). Spoiler alert. I had to admit that Matthew was correct about something.

Henry’s note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.