Communism is one of the few ideologies where you don’t have to buy a girlfriend and the government just assigns you one. Rationing girlfriends makes sure there is equal distribution and enough to go around. Capitalism requires the purchasing of girlfriends.

Quoting @mshodl: Guys, when they said everyone was getting girlfriends, they didn’t mean you had to start buying them

Henry’s note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.