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🍽️JUST IN: Dick's Last Resort, the restaurant chain famous for its obnoxious staff, is changing it's name…

🍽️JUST IN: Dick’s Last Resort, the restaurant chain famous for its obnoxious staff, is changing it’s name to Shinobi’s Last Resort The CEO promises customers the atmosphere will be more toxic than ever. He says, “our staff won’t hesitate to call grandma retarded”
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