They want you hooked on Zyn so you never have a reason to go outside, get some sun, touch grass, or think for yourself. They want you sitting inside your pod watching the news ordering more Zyn on Amazon

Quoting @bronzeageshawty: Zyn is a psyop from Big Tech to keep the software engineers from going outside to take a cigarette break. Pop a Zyn in at the desk while coding. Never leave the pod. Why go outside? Bottom line improved. Productivity up 57%. Fight back against the system. Smoke cigarettes

Henry’s note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.